Montauk Monster mania hits a new level as Monty is appearing everywhere. Hell, Monty now has his own website. Montauk monster sightings have diminished, but wild theories about the origin of the creature abound.
Some folks are now saying Monty is either a pig, or a skinned pit bull. Some think he's a raccoon that washed up on shore.
Still other experts think the Montauk Monster is merely a hoax, created through the wonders of Photoshop.
Whatever Monty is, he's a huge friggin' internet sensation. Right now Monty is sending more traffic to websites than Brangelina's twins.
Belief in the Montauk Monster is now a matter of faith. Fans of cryptids think the beast is real, where as more skeptical types demand a degree of scientific certitude before offering their opinion.
What's next for the Montauk Monster? The current rumor suggests that Monty has entered into negotiations with People Magazine for exclusive rights to sell pictures of his newborn spawn.
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