Bigfoot Press Conference Reveals Nadda - Hoax Scam And Fraud?

Bigfoot hunters produce no evidence at press conference

The "Bigfoot hunters" who have captivated the world with the B.S. story about having found a dead Sasquatch failed to deliver the goods at a scheduled press conference.

Although their press release indicated that they would reveal definitive DNA evidence that would prove the frozen body in their freezer was Bigfoot, the two hypesters did nothing of the sort.

Has this inbred redneck solved a great mystery?

Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer sat around in their hillbilly hats and offered nothing to the expectant world.

"We're not Bigfoot hunters originally, but we are now the best Bigfoot trackers in the world," said Whitton.

Whitton and Dyer said they've been receiving death threats from fringe players in the "Bigfoot hunting" business.

Tom Biscardi, who bills himself as some sort of pre-eminent Yeti hunter showed two grainy photographs to the uncaring reporters. He also plugged his "internet radio show" where he talks about, of course, Bigfoot.

Now only one question remains about this latest Bigfoot discovery. Is anyone alive actually enough of a dumbass to think these guys captured Bigfoot?

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