Madonna Officially Ancient

Her Vadgesty Turns 50 Today

Madonna has outlived many of her rivals, and it's not all based on black magic, either. The woman works out for 4 hours every day, so her longetivity comes as no surprise to many observers.

Madonna is already the bestselling female recording artist of all time with 120 million albums sold worldwide. But that hasn't stopped her from wanting to tour again this year.

Madonna hasn't told the press exactly what she plans on doing for her birthday. Some would surmise she's drinking the blood of virgins or making a deal with the Devil in order to keep her youth, but really, that's what her plastic surgeons are for. No, Madonna doesn't fear age anymore than she fears the rumor mill. If Madonna has learned one thing in her half-century it's that any publicity is good publicity.

Where ever you may be tonight, Madonna, I toast my 40 ouncer in your direction and wish you all the best. Happy 50th Madonna.

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Published: Saturday 16th of August 2008 03:48:50 PM
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