Bigfoot Underground Railroad - The Secret Society Of Heroes Who Hide Bigfoot

Brotherhood of Bigfoot Protectors Call For Emergency Full Scale Evacuation Of Georgia's Sasquatch

Recent Bigfoot discovery in Georgia calls for radical action says leader of secret group. This is the second in our series of interviews with "Clarence" a mysterious Georgia man who claims the Bigfoot in the freezer is his pet Chuck. During this interview, Clarence tells us just why nobody every really discovers Bigfoot.

Bigfoot sightings have occurred for literally decades, and yet no one has been able to verify the existence of the creature. That's no mistake, according to a man named Clarence, who surprised internet web surfers with his amazing claim of caring for a "pack of Yetis" he says live in Georgia. Clarence has broken his normal code of silence in order to speak out about what he considers to be the wrongful exploitation of one of earth's "most endangered species." According to Clarence, the Sasquatches stay hidden from man's watchful eye due to the efforts of a dedicated group of secret volunteers, who go to extraordinary measures to ensure the survival of the species.

"My only job is to make sure no more Bigfoots end up on ice."

Clarence explains that the code of the "Brotherhood of Bigfoot Protectors" is very different from the path followed by most people.

"Since Bigfoots are one of the most rare of all species I feel have a certain obligation to help them in any way I can. The main oath I took I swore that I could never exploit or profit from these amazing lifeforms in any way."

Clarence is careful to not name any names, but he seems to bristle at the idea that there are those would be so careless in showing the hiding spots of Bigfoot to the public. He's against the idea, even for a hefty fee.

"There is not an amount of money you could pay me high enough to sell out my Bigfoot friends. And those that do will have to live with the consequences. But if you keep bringing people to Bigfoot's hiding place, pretty soon there ain't gonna be any Bigfoot," Clarence said.

Right now Clarence is more worried than ever due to the immense publicity cast upon Georgia as a potential hotspot for "Bigfoot Tracking" which is now big business. Clarence said the "Brotherhood of Bigfoot Protectors" have long maintained a Bigfoot Underground for just such an occassion.

""In a case like this a full scale evacuation is the only logical plan of action. If the Bigfoots aren't in Georgia when the trackers and curiosity seekers come, then they can't harm them. The safety of the Sasquatch is my only concern."

When prompted as to how many such "Brotherhood of Bigfoot Protectors" existed, and what kind of people they were, Clarence chose his words carefully.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you how many people were involved and you would be very surprised at some of the names I would mention if I was allowed to mention names - which I am not. The safety of the Sasquatch is all that really matters. Personalities don't matter when you are dealing with extinction."

Clarence again said he had to leave the conversation quickly, but he promised he'd be back with more information and evidence of the Georgia Bigfoot.

"Haven't you ever wondered why so many people have seen old Bigfoot and why ain't nobody been able to ever prove it with DNA evidence? Because evidence can disappear. If you could imagine a network of people dedicated to keeping the existence of Bigfoot quiet and you understood just how disciplined these people were, you could understand that probably ain't nobody going to ever prove no such thing."

With that, the phone went dead. We await our next conversation with Clarence the Bigfoot Protector.

Read all five articles in this series:

  1. Bigfoot In Freezer Is My Pet Chuck Claims Georgia Man
  2. Bigfoot Underground Railroad - The Secret Society Of Heroes Who Hide Bigfoot
  3. Bigfoot Trophy Hunting - The Sport Of Billionaires
  4. Bigfoot Found But Labeled Hoax - It's No Surprise To Many
  5. Forget Bigfoot - Have You Heard The Legend Of Bigfart?

See also:

  1. Ode to Bigfoot Chuck
  2. Brotherhood of Bigfoot Protectors

Times of the Internet, now in Spanish


Published: Monday 18th of August 2008 07:11:37 AM
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