Bigfoot's greatest danger is a group of Sasquatch bounty hunters who do the bidding of evil billionaires
Speculation on just who killed the Bigfoot in the freezer
In the last several days, we at Times of the Internet have had a series of phone interviews with a 37 year old man from Georgia who has made a few claims that are quite incredible. Clarence first contacted us after the Discovery of the Georgia Bigfoot by Whitton and Dyer. Clarence told us that the Bigfoot in the freezer is his pet Bigfoot Chuck. He went on to explain that all Bigfoots are his friend, and he had a particular affinity for the now famous dead Sasquatch. According to Clarence, he's a member of an organization, The Brotherhood of Bigfoot Protectors or BOBP, that's dedicated to preserving Bigfoot. That's more challenging than you might think, he says.
"It ain't the run of the mill curiousity seekers or Bigfoot hunters you have to be worried about," says Clarence in the drawl that's typical of his part of the country. "It's the professional big money Bigfoot hunters that are the real cause for concern."
Unbeknownst to most of us, a lucrative Bigfoot black market exists, where the world's wealthiest people will pay exorbitant amounts of cash for "Bigfoot trophies". Of course something completely unique, like a Sasquatch head you can mount above your fireplace, can fetch up to the extraordinary sum of $25,000,000.
"Hell, thats the same amount of money you can get for catching Osama Bin Laden only capturing Bigfoot is a lot less dangerous. That's why so many professional Bigfoot hunters are ex-military and ex-CIA. There's more money and less danger in Sasquatch hunting than any comparable activity. And that's what makes these hunters so dangerous."
Rumors have long existed that rich people sometimes hunt endangered species due to the rarity of the animals. Now, some of their circle are not content with such standard fare. They want something even more exotic.
"One day a guy came up with the idea of hunting for animals that werent't even proven to exist. Of course the small group of billionaires who make up the fans of such a sport were easily convinced this was a great idea. They started offering 'bounties' on everything from Bigfoot's head to Chupacrabra legs. Hell...one guy even offered a reward for a Leprechaun's pot of gold as if the pot of gold itself wasn't enough of a reward. You know how these really rich people get."
Honestly, I have no idea how the superrich live. So I asked Clarence what kind of people were involved in Bigfoot Trophy Hunting.
"New rich mostly. Chinese. Oil billionaires from the Middle East and Russia. You know, mostly guys that used to be considered villains before the push for globalization. These guys have so much money in their hands that they can spend it all day long coming up with stupid and or evil ways to blow it. It's not like they will miss a few million dollars."
Clarence was asked whether he thought Bigfoot Trophy Hunting had something to do with the death of Bigfoot Chuck in Georgia. He paused for a second before replying.
"Yes. I am convinced it had everything in the world to do with the death of Bigfoot Chuck. Now I don't know Whitton and Dyer personally, but I know of someone who does know them. He said neither of them boys is the sharpest tool in the shed. If they tried hunting Chuck, they would probably have ended up dead. I mean why the heck did they rename him Rickmat? Anyone who looked at him for even one second would call him Chuck."
Clarence then proceeded to offer his idea on just how Bigfoot Chuck ended up in the freezer of a laid off cop and a former corrections officer.
"What I think happened is that a professional Bigfoot Bounty Hunter is the one who bagged Chuck. Chuck was real smart for a Sasquatch. Keep in mind Bigfoots have remained hidden since Hector was a pup. These two guys didn't catch him. The pro must have been interrupted after he bagged Chuck and then Whitton and Dyer came along, found the body, printed some t-shirts and the rest is history."
Read all five articles in this series:
- Bigfoot In Freezer Is My Pet Chuck Claims Georgia Man
- Bigfoot Underground Railroad - The Secret Society Of Heroes Who Hide Bigfoot
- Bigfoot Trophy Hunting - The Sport Of Billionaires
- Bigfoot Found But Labeled Hoax - It's No Surprise To Many
- Forget Bigfoot - Have You Heard The Legend Of Bigfart?
