Bigfoot Found But Labeled Hoax - It's No Surprise To Many
All Bigfoot discoveries will be found to be hoaxes, and that's no mistake, according to one man. The 37 year old man who claimed Georgia's "Bigfoot Chuck" as his friend says no one will ever prove the existence of the creature.
To say the least, our series of interviews with "Clarence" of the Brotherhood of Bigfoot Protectors has been interesting. He has made some truly eyebrow raising declarations that would leave anyone at least somewhat skeptical. For that reason, we sent Tom Colbert to Northern Georgia to meet with "Clarence" and view material that Clarence has on the Bigfoot in the Freezer, aka "Bigfoot Chuck". Check back for Colbert's special reports later this week. In the meantime, we had another conversation with Clarence that explains why Bigfoot discoveries always turn out be hoaxes, even after 200 years of eyewitness encounters.
According to Clarence, Bigfoot Protectors have always existed, as far back as the time of Native Americans, who revered Sasquatch as a sacred animal. The job of these folks is simple, they make sure that people always consider Bigfoot to be a myth. If Bigfoot remains a myth, then he's safe from the experimentation and exploitation that all species suffer as a result of encounters with man.
"Man will always try and commercialize their discovery of Bigfoot. It's just human nature to want to make profit in anyway you can," said Clarence. "But anyone who has truly encountered these magical creatures would never consider such a thing. The Native American way of life might be gone now, but there are plenty of people who respect the sanctity of the Sasquatch."
Clarence outlined exactly what a group like the BOBP can do when a Bigfoot sanctuary is threatened somewhere in the United States by Bigfoot trackers, Bigfoot Bounty Hunters, or just plain regular folk hell bent on finding a Bigfoot for fun or profit. He said there are always three basic moves to be made.
- Destroy the credibility of the Bigfoot physical evidence. If it's a picture, question it's origin. If it's a foot print, say it's a plaster cast. If DNA exists, destroy it, change it, or remove it from the public eye.
- Move the Bigfoot population to a safe haven using the Bigfoot Underground Railroad.
- Destroy the credibililty of the person who made the discovery. This is almost always easy, says Clarence, because such people tend towards charlantanism in the first place. But when all else fails, a simple hatchet job on the character of the person making the claim will work.
Clarence said these 3 simple "Golden Rules of Bigfoot Misinformation" have worked wonderfully for as long as anyone can remember, and will continue to work for the forseeable future.
"As soon as the Bigfoot discovery is labeled a "hoax" by a so-called "reliable news source" everyone can go back to sleepwalking through life in their own little dream worlds. People are a lot happier that way. And Bigfoot is a lot safer too."
Now that Bigfoot Chuck is out in the world, we wondered if Clarence thought the time had come to go public with what he knows about Bigfoot.
"Hell no," was his succint answer. "You already know how this latest discovery is going to go, don't you? Hell, just Google "bigfoot hoax" to see the type of job the BOBP has already done on this one. Oops, did I just say that out loud?" he added with a wry chuckle. "Nobody has produced a body so far, even though they got a picture of one. Don't you find that a bit strange?"
Very strange indeed, I concurred.
"It's not as if Bigfoot Chuck just up and walked away. Or maybe he did," at this point Clarence's wry chuckle turned into somethng approaching loud laughter.
Read all five articles in this series:
- Bigfoot In Freezer Is My Pet Chuck Claims Georgia Man
- Bigfoot Underground Railroad - The Secret Society Of Heroes Who Hide Bigfoot
- Bigfoot Trophy Hunting - The Sport Of Billionaires
- Bigfoot Found But Labeled Hoax - It's No Surprise To Many
- Forget Bigfoot - Have You Heard The Legend Of Bigfart?
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