Taylor Swift has swiftly responded to allegations that she was pregnant. The rumor swept through the internet like a California wildfire. Now the denial is coming from Taylor faster than a Nolan Ryan fastball.



Taylor Swift, like so many celebrities in our wired world, took to MySpace to issue a denial. Not only is she not pregnant, she wants us all to know, it would be impossible for her to be.

"I read a very creative rumor this morning saying I'm pregnant, which is the most IMPOSSIBLE thing on the planet. Take my word for it. Impossible."

Impossible! Well that means that Taylor Swift is one of the 3 out of 10 teenagers in America who has refrained from entering into sexual congress with a member of the opposite sex. This also means that Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers has been practicing what he's been preaching, also.

I'm glad to hear these two clean cut icons haven't been up to anything they might now regret.

Swift also told Ellen DeGeneres that she's over Joe Jonas. He dumped her in a 25 second cell phone call. In other words, it was one of the swiftest break-ups in history, thanks to modern technology.

"It's all right -- I'm cool," Swift told Ellen. "You know what, it's like, when I find that person that is right for me, he'll be wonderful. When I look at that person, I'm not even going to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18."

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