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12 Reasons To Hate Lindsay Lohan

by Alan Henderson in gossip

A Dozen Reasons That Lindsay Lohan Is A Contemptible Cur

Lindsay Lohan is back in the news. Well, it's actually a lot more accurate to say that Lindsay Lohan never leaves the news. The child actress is all grown up now, and she's out promoting her new movie "Georgia Rules" in her usual inimitable way. She's been linked to a new man, and she's making the same sort of bizarre public statements and appearences she's always been known for.

"Hate" is a strong word, but it applies with Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay's 15 minutes of fame don't ever appear to end. It's hard to believe that someone born on July 2nd 1986 and has had such miniscule film and song credits has been able to capture the attention of the world at large for all these years.

12 Reasons To Hate Lindsay Lohan

The Girl Can't Act
Dina Lohan - the most annoying stage mother around
She's great friends with Steve-0
Her middle name is "Dee" - that's almost like a letter
She can't sing. "Speak" and "A Litte More Personal" are terrible attempts at albums.
6) "I Know Who Killed Me" - her new movie that hasn't been released yet. Who could star in a movie with such a bad title?
Michael Lohan - her dad. He's even worse than Lindsay and Dina
"Georgia Rules" - some are calling it the worst movie ever made. Why inflict this upon us, Lindsay?
She goes to AA meetings and says she's not an alcoholic. What did she say when it was her time to speak? "Hi, My name is...Slim Shady".
She's not sexy. She's what my grandson affectionately calls a "skank". You know, the type of girl he meets at a club, cons into having sex with him, and never calls again.
Her boyfriends. Guys like "Harry Morton - King Of The Pink Taco Empire". Eeek.
Her kid sister. Yes, folks, there's another one just like her at home. Let's end her career before it starts.

It's not too late to help end Linday's Lohan reign

Now I know what you're thinking: "Al, you wouldn't understand. You are an old coot who probably can't even get it up anymore, so of course you don't understand the appeal of Lindsay Lohan." Thanks to modern medicine,

your allegation is patently untrue! It's not true that I can't "get it up" anymore. I just can't get it up for Lindsay Lohan. LiLo represents everything that's bad about the "New Hollywood". She's short on talent and long on personal issues. There are so many more talented and sexier stars out there who deserve a chance to make it in films. Why not dump Lindsay and hire one of them?

Folks, all we need to do to stop the scourge called Lindsay Lohan is to just ignore her. And you and I can't even do that right, can we?

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Published: Tuesday 15th of May 2007 07:08:24 AM

About This Author

Al Henderson is a columnist at Times Of The Internet.

Displaying 18 Comments from Readers

this is stupid! you guys need a life!!! seriosuly..stop saying things that dont pretain you or your surrondings, this is like the stupidest website haha wow! stop hating on lindsay and her family just becasue there famous and have more money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

melissa said - 10 Day(s), 10 Hour(s), 5 Minute(s), and 46 second(s) ago

you all need to get over your selves you dont know, so shut up and cut her some slack. its her life she can what she likes. its people like you that make it worse.

sammy said - 19 Day(s), 5 Hour(s), 45 Minute(s), and 7 second(s) ago

Lindsay is alright.. she's hott too, but eh I don't pay too much attention to her life, cuz why should I care? It's her life. Cept I did see Mean Girls only because my fave actress Rachel McAdams was in it, not because of Lindsay Lohan!

Blaize said - 24 Day(s), 7 Hour(s), 28 Minute(s), and 4 second(s) ago

why do you people waste your time talking about someone else's life. Why dont you pay attention to your own lives and just hope some accident happens to her

alex said - 25 Day(s), 9 Hour(s), 31 Minute(s), and 31 second(s) ago

i heard she does donkey shows in tj. she can suck some mean cock. she can swallow a gallon of jizz no problem. than to finish things off the donkey can scat on her face. lol ill pay to see her totally desicrated with shit!!!lol

man whore said - 28 Day(s), 18 Hour(s), 6 Minute(s), and 31 second(s) ago

she is a complete waste of space she covers herself in dead animal fur stupid jerk!

beck said - 39 Day(s), 12 Hour(s), 30 Minute(s), and 29 second(s) ago

Hi there, I created the Pink Taco restaurant & bar concept and opened the original in May 1998 -- a year before the Mortons opened their first. The controversy and community response to their version is tame compared to what I faced in ultra-conservative Manhattan, Kansas. We had aggressive picketers, petitioners, hate letters, anonymous threats, an onslaught of negative letters-to-the-editor, and police discrimination. There were many stories in the local papers. The ABC affiliate out of Topeka came to Manhattan and did an on-site story that ran state-wide on the evening news, and the CBS affiliate invited us to join them in-studio for their half-hour morning show (which we declined since things were spiraling out of control). I would do Internet searches at the time that would call up page after page of hits about me and my store. My Pink Taco dominated the regional news and spread nationwide through online postings and reprinted stories in towns across the country. Anyway, I have written an article recounting the history of the original Pink Taco and the intense controversy it caused (complete with pictures and links to about a dozen of the news stories). You can read it on my blog if you're interested: http://helpmestartauniversity.com/2008/04/17/the-amazing-true-story-of-the-original-pink-taco-restaurant-bar/

James W. Sperman said - 73 Day(s), 5 Hour(s), 20 Minute(s), and 54 second(s) ago

I cannot stand her. Seriously when she is on TV, I wonder what all the fuss is about. She is not a great actress, she is not able to sing. She is not beautiful. She is very freckled, and this can be seen on her most recent New Yorker photo spread. I cringed when I saw those pix on the net. She looked very square, and manly around the hips, not curvy. A man pointed that out to me, that she was far from sexy in those pix. Grand it, her boobs are big, her and the rest of hollywood, except Kate Hudson and Kiera Knightley. Lindsay, go get an education, you are going to need it. The same applies to your little sister. Let some genuine talent rise to stardom, and the likes of you just fuck off somewhere. As for not wearing your knickers in public, thats fine, but you have to realize nobody wants to see your foxy, freckly kitten. If you were such a great talent, you would not need to use your kitten for publicity, would you? The thoughts of Linds without her fake tan, hair extensions and make up is v. scary. Same appliess to her Mama. And the little sis in a year or two. The Mama is now pimping out the little sis to do a reality show. Lets hope it's not another "show the world our kitten's fest" due to lack of material for the show. For the love of God, somebody banish the entire family off the surface of the earth.

Jillybean said - 119 Day(s), 17 Hour(s), 48 Minute(s), and 2 second(s) ago

I CANNOT STAND THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING WASTE OF SPACE!!!! ANYONE WHO CAN'T SEE THAT SHE'S A BUM IS POSESSED!!!

Andre said - 150 Day(s), 8 Hour(s), 47 Minute(s), and 13 second(s) ago

i totally agree , lindsay is the worst she destroyed her career by her self , i kinda feel sorry 4 her . one more thing before i go : she can act BUT she CanT sing and thats a fact !!

visitor said - 158 Day(s), 3 Hour(s), 7 Minute(s), and 23 second(s) ago

I totally agree with all this stuff! lindeay lohan is a big ass!

visitor said - 162 Day(s), 12 Hour(s), 5 Minute(s), and 50 second(s) ago

lol, if i know a film has her in it thats enough to stop me turning up. Just my luck was one of the biggest mistakes ive ever made- nd i always learn from my mistakes! xx

visitor said - 162 Day(s), 18 Hour(s), 33 Minute(s), ago

i hate lindsey lohan she is skanky to the extreme and her movie i know who killed me is stupid and should be burned k bye

visitor said - 164 Day(s), 16 Hour(s), 16 Minute(s), and 3 second(s) ago

you guys should pitty her, than talk so much trash, bet you feel so much better after creating such stupid shit

visitor said - 166 Day(s), 8 Hour(s), 29 Minute(s), and 30 second(s) ago

u guys are such fucking haters, i love lindsay lohan, yeah shes made mistakes but hey were all human, cant penalize someone for being completely lost, you know the problems that girl must have to go through all shes been through, but hey, she pretty, which she is, and if you think shes not then ure probably fucking disgusting looking, and she makes a whole shit load of money so hey, do u really think making these stupid and immature comments will affect her, LOL, you people have no fucking lives

visitor said - 166 Day(s), 8 Hour(s), 32 Minute(s), and 45 second(s) ago

fully agree! but forgot to mention the fact that she's hideous! ginga and freckle covered body! sick! why would anyone wanna go near the fire crotch! yuk!

visitor said - 178 Day(s), 16 Hour(s), 38 Minute(s), and 28 second(s) ago

THANK YOU! I COMPLETELY AGREE. LINDSAY LOHAN IS FILTHY TRASH AND A POOR REPRESENTATION OF AMERICA.

visitor said - 211 Day(s), 12 Hour(s), 42 Minute(s), and 24 second(s) ago

...man, the things you say are absolutely true, i totally agree and leave some good greetings for you, cheers, Kai from germany

visitor said - 263 Day(s), 50 Minute(s), and 14 second(s) ago