Personally, I wish that Jessica Simpson was headed over a cliff. I mean, she really is that bad. She can't act. Her music is like something my grandmother used to make me listen to. And her entire Diva-ish personality is just impossible to take.

The first thing that Jessica Simpson has done is to re-invent herself as a country singer. She hasn't had much success with her pop career, so she desperately needs a fan base to appeal to. Now you'll see many more pictures of Jessica Simpson in a cowboy hat, indicating just how country she really is.

Father Joe Simpson sees reality television in her future. "With Newlyweds, she let everyone into her world," Papa Joe told EW.com. "Then she had to shut the world out. Now she can open it up again so people can see, here's a girl struggling with self-esteem and finding her way. Country music is about storytelling, after all."

Her country album is expected to drop in the next few months.