Paris Hilton Gets Her Sentence Cut In Half! Good Luck Getting That Kind Of Treatment Yourself

Well, it didn't take long for our us "regular" people to see what happens with Paris Hilton. Many of us suspected that the socialite would get special treatment, and it's already happening. Paris has had her sentence reduced to a mere 23 days! So far her high-powered attorners are paying off.

Not only will her jail sentence be cut in half, she'll also be put in a "special needs" section of the jail, so as not to offend her hoity toity ass!

Spokesman Steve Whitmore said she would also be kept in a special needs housing unit. "This was decided because of her high profile," Whitmore told Reuters. "She will do fine if she follows the rules."

If this were you, me, or your cousin Ray Ray, then you can be damn sure the court system would be going to no great lengths to make life easy for any of us. But in the case of the High and Mightly Paris Hilton, known for hanging out with "Greasy Bear" Brandon Davis and starring is such impressive shows as "Simple Life" can just come and go as she pleases in a special area designed just for wonderful celebrities like her.

Paris thinks she's too fashionable for some honest jail time

This, of course, is an outrage! Paris Hilton is no better than you or I, or anyone.

In fact, almost anyone who doesn't have Herpes and a DUI arrest are apparently much better than her! But the rest of us don't get a chance to have our sentences cut in half when it's our turn to "do the time". Don't forget, I told you that Paris Hilton would do anything to stay out of jail and so far she's been proving it. She's appealed her sentence, and done more legal maneuvering than OJ during his trial. All because this spoiled princess can't face the consequences of an action she did.

And therein lies the problem with all these hero-worshipped celebrities. They don't ever pay the price for their actions. They essentially do their crime and don't do any time. If Paris even sees a jail cell by June 6th., I will be amazed. As things stand, she still has plenty of resources left to try and whittle those 23 days down to none.

Let's hope it doesn't happen! No more special treatment for Paris Hilton!