Jennifer Aniston: When Is She Ever Gonna Grow Up?
HOLLYWOOD, Ca., Feb. 26 (TOTI) --

The stories about Jennifer Aniston are so similar it's eerie. Here she is dating John Mayer, a man not known for his high commitment level. Here's Jen talking about starting a family...some day. Jennifer Aniston and her love life are never in a hurry to reach a new stage of development. She can date people for as long as she wants without a commitment and she can start up her own family..some day.

There's only one problem with this and it's a biggie.

Girlfriend is 40 years old!

Of course science is more advanced than ever, as proven by the welfare mother who had 14 kids without ever “doing the nasty,” so it's somewhat fair that Aniston feels that 40 is the new 20. But if we're being realistic, her kids should be getting out of college soon, not just hanging out in a pre-conceived state waiting to go to kindergarten. If she plans on having this mythical family, she's going to have to get cracking on it.

And if she ever plans on bettering Angelina Jolie, who long ago stole her man, Brad Pitt, then Aniston has her work cut out for her. The Pitt-Jolie clan already numbers a half dozen children, and there's nary a one in sight for Jen.

I guess she'll settle down....some day. Like when she's 80.

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Published: Thursday 26th of February 2009 10:53:25 AM
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