Miley Cyrus Is An Author Now
Who woulda thunk it? Little Miley is growing up and has added the title of author to her resume. Miley Cyrus was in gossip/2009/03/05/2009-03-05_miley_cyrus_gives_a_book_signing_of_mile.html">Manhattan yesterday to promote "Miles To Go." The reaction of her hardcore fans was amazing.
"Miley Cyrus is bigger than the Beatles, oh my God," said Sherri Berman, 15. She wasn't alone in her wild-eyed and reality-glazed admiration of Miley.
"Miley is a goddess, so who cares about the cold?" said Haley Schulman, 16. "Everything she does is great," she added for emphasis.
It's safe to say that the content of "Miles To Go" will appeal to her most rabid fans.
But for the rest of us? (The normal working class adults of the nation) Uhm, no.
Some of us will have a hard time reading about the difficult times young Miley claims she went through. In the book Miley speaks of the disappointment and heartache she experienced as a young child in a class of mean girls who would routinely give her savage beatings.
Miley eventually forgave these girls.
"Sometimes I wish I could get an apology, but to be honest, I don't need one. I moved on and I believe they moved on as well," she said to People.
Presumably she moved on when they went to 8th grade and she became internationally famous.
"Miley Cyrus is the greatest of the greats and she is also a beautiful person," said Mark Shapp, 20, who camped out overnight to meet the singer. "I've seen every show a million times and I can't get enough."
For guys like Mark, reading “Miles To Go” and getting to meet Miley in person was an experience akin to having an orgasm. For non-fans, I can't imagine where the excitement would be coming from.
Anyways, Miley Cyrus is now officially an author.
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