Robert Pattinson Uses Skunk Defense
Robert Pattinson is filming New Moon, the highly anticipated Twilight sequel in Vancouver, and a report concerning his hygiene is making the rounds.
"He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy," a set source told E! Online.
The alleged B.O. is not something mild, either. Apparently the smell emanating from the man famed for playing Edward Cullen is something otherworldly.
"He completely reeks," said another insider.
Whether this report is true, or merely the ruminations of a bored reporter on a slow news day remains to be seen. But Pattinson has been under so much pressure lately perhaps he's just giving off a foul odor as a defense mechanism, just like the skunk does in nature.
This way he can find a woman who truly loves him. The one that's willing to put on nose plugs and get with him might be his true love after all.
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