Angelina Jolie Is On A Non-Stop PR Campaign To Convince Us All How Great She Is

I fear that Angelina Jolie is now at the height of her powers, and for that reason alone, I stand to oppose her. Her new movie "A Mighty Heart" made by her man-toy Brad Pitt's production company is set to open worldwide, and at that point a new era of Angelina Jolie as Multi-Cultural icon shall begin. The star will play a half-black actress in a film made by her pure blonde Aryan boyfriend and undoubtedly will be attended by the couple's various Asian and African offspring. I applaud the Rainbow Coalition that the two have assembled, but I have to admit that Angelina Jolie has been getting on my nerves for years and it's forcing me to pen the Dozen greatest reasons I hate the woman. So, without further ado, here we go:

Here's the nine top reasons I hate Angelina Jolie and Why You Should Too

• 9) Her hatred for Jon Voight, her natural birth father. It seems as is Jolie has taken the side of her mother in the dispute between the two and never listened to Voight's point on view.
• 8) She and James Haven view themselves as "orphans" despite having two living parents
• 7) James Haven. He has "Crazy Eyes" -
• 6) She divorced Billy Bob Thornton, one of my favorite actors.
• 5) Stealing Jennifer Aniston's man. Poor Jen is the girl next door and the vixen Jolie turned Pitt's head. Of course Aniston couldn't compete with all of Jolie's tatoos or her bisexual appetites.
• 4) Her acting. Or should I call it "over-acting". Jolie is one of the most overwraught actresses in Hollywood.
• 3) The fact she got special treatment over her adoptions just because she's a "celebrity" and a "Goodwill Ambassador".
• 2) She won't let her creepy brother James Haven date anyone, and that's pretty creepy in its' own right.
• 1) She has a "Messiah Complex". I don't remember who appointed her the world's saviour, but it wasn't me. She should mend her own backyard first.

What's happening now is that Angelina Jolie is hitting a wave of overexposure. All of her and Pitt's "good deeds" have been broadcast to the world many times. Every day they're quoted as the make remarks on important issues, but in essence they're just a couple of actors from Hollywood who have to promote their films. They're a couple of the only actors in Hollywood who promote themselves by pretending they're doing the world a favor.

She's Too Popular Right Now To Just Go Away

I doubt I'll get my wish that Angelina Jolie will disappear from her campaign of endless press coverage, but I doubt it will happen. With "A Mighty Heart" hitting theaters soon, it just won't happen.