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Posted by Lupe Lasano in entertainment

Megan Fox Hasn't Jettisoned Brian Austin Green

Megan Fox is not an eligible bachelorette

It's not easy being Brian Austin Green. Let's face it, the path is fraught with insecurities. Here you are, dating the world's hottest female, and you're simply the guy who used to play "David Silver" on 90210. Of course everyone is rooting for your downfall.

Celebrity experts agree Megan Fox is way too hot for Brian Austin Green

Apparently Megan doesn't remember David Silver from 90210. Here's a YouTube video of Brian Austin Green rapping his famous tune, "Switch it Up".

It took a full decade before white people were allowed to rap in public again after that performance.

Brian has been under intense heat concerning his relationship with young and beautiful Megan Fox. The criticism has prompted him to issue a denial.

"We're solid. We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names," said Green.

Ah yes, tattoos of each other's name. I knew a guy named Pops who had the name Myrtle tattoed on his left arm, despite the fact they broke up in the 1940s, so I wouldn't count on that keeping the two together.

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