Robert Pattinson And The Stripper
It is with a heavy heart and tired typing fingers I enter this next story. Robert Pattinson, the young Brit so well known for his role in Twilight and its sequel New Moon has reportedly been cavorting with strippers in Vancouver.
The reason this makes me forlorn is because I hate to break any news about Rob's alleged hornyness to his adoring legion of millions. Sadly, though, I must.
The latest issue of the world famous Star magazine has a report of Robert Pattinson frolicking with not one but two strippers.
The 22 year old actor and a friend headed out into the warming Canadian evening air on March 30 and spent some quality time at Brandi's Exotic Nightclub. This is the same joint where Ben Affleck was caught with girls in 2003, when he was still engaged to Jennifer Lopez. (Which ended their relationship.)
"At first I didn't realize it was Rob," a nude dancer at the club said. "His friend paid one of the blonde girls for a lap dance. Later, Rob also requested one from her, and they went into a private room."
The girl's name is Kendra. She is described as a 5'7" beauty with straight, long hair and high cheekbones.
"She's very pretty and very sexy," said one insider. "She reminds me of Bo Derek in 10."
Most of the dancers earn $35 to $50 per dance, but Rob wasn't quick to grab his wallet.
"[Rob] was actually kind of shy and not a great tipper, but that's okay because he was sweet."
Rob returned to the club two days later, looking for the Canadian hottie.
"Unfortunately, she wasn't working that night, so Rob walked out," said a source from the club.
Now before you kill the messenger and start filling the comment section with your upset words, think it through. Robert Pattinson is a 22 year old red-blooded male. Most guys his age love nothing better than hot strippers.
What do you think? Has Robert Pattinson fallen for a stripper or was he just being polite? What are your theories?
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