Montana Teen Ashley Kaufmann Speaks to ET about being the Missing Lohan

Ashley Kaufmann knows she has what it takes to be a Lohan. The 13 year old can sing and dance, and isn't afraid of being on camera. Ashley and her mother Kristi are convinced that Michael Lohan, the progenitor of Lindsay, Ali, and the rest of the gang, has also sired Ashley.

Michael Lohan took a paternity test early this month, but so far no results have been revealed. The reason for that is pure Lohan. Michael is selling the rights to reveal the results of the paternity test to the media. He wants $10,000 if he isn't the father, and $20,000 if he is. Better yet, he'll command even more cash for pictures of their tearful "reunion."

For their part, Ashley and Kristi Kaufmann both look ready for a life in front of the reality cameras. Check out the YouTube video of their teary-eyed interview with ET! These folks can even cry on camera. So if they aren't Lohans, they're the closest substitute you can find.

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