Paris Hilton Is Still Alive

Paris Hilton blogs for attention

Paris Hilton hasn't been getting much attention lately. For years she was the reigning attention queen of pop culture, but that seems to be changing recently. So what's a rich girl to do when no one's watching? She decided to blog!

In a post titled "Clearing Up Rumors", Paris talks about the vicious rumors she's been dealing with.

Hey guys, hope you all had a great weekend. Once again, I am blown away by more lies that are going around, and wanted to clear them up with all of you. I'm sick of Page Six and other gossip sites printing completely false stories. It's not fair because these lies then spread like wildfire online and people begin to believe they are true, just because they read the same story on so many different sites. I am tired of not commenting on the rumors I hear and I think it's fair for you to know the truth.
From now on I plan to address these when they come to my attention. I still do not know why these stories get so much circulation--they cross the line between silly tabloid gossip into hateful speculating. They involve completely false rumors about not only what I allegedly do, but about the people in my personal life and family.

The boring post goes on from there. Haters, liars, etc. Truth is, old girl is just feeling lonely now that Miley Cyrus has all the attention.