With A-Rod, Blondes have a lot more fun
Alex Rodriguez has been making headlines this year, and not just for what happens on a baseball field. Indeed, his personal life has taken center stage in a year fraught with drama.
His 5 year marriage to wife Cynthia is on the rocks, and their divorce promises to be one of the most expensive celebrity breakups in history. In order for C-Rod to get this mad, their must be quite a bit of dirt in A-Rod's past. Even a quick "Googling" of the subject turns up enough filth to gag a maggot.
- Alex likes large-chested blondes. Hey, he's hardly unique in that. But he definitely has a proclivity for the classic stripper genotype.
- Alex is rumored to have once hit on Jose Canseco's ex-wife, Jessica, when she and her baller were still together. Once again, Jessica is a blonde who's well known for her buxom beauty.
- A-Rod will have sex with fans, even fans of opposing teams! Candice Houlihan (a big busted blonde stripper by the way), said A-Rod asked her out after a Bosox Yankees game, even though she's a big fan of the Sox.
- Stray-Rod even took a blond stripper, Joslyn Morse, to a strip club! Joslyn Morse, a big breasted blonde, hung out with A-Rod and help him watch other strippers strip.
Hopefully these factoids will help put Stray-Rod's philandering in proper perspective. As to his relationship with Madonna, it doesn't compute. Sure, Madonna is a fit cougar, but she certainly isn't the big breasted stripper type. Perhaps he really does love her for her mind, after all.
