Dustin Diamond Does A Dirty Sanchez On Film
That’s right people. Your boy Screech craps on people’s faces in porn movies. I knew there was a reason I liked Zack better!
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.
We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”
Not good. For anyone who doesn’t know what a Dirty Sanchez is, we’ll consult WikiPedia:
Dirty Sanchez is a noun phrase describing the result of one partner having a “moustache” made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of the other sexual partner. It is performed by sticking one’s finger (or other object) in one partner’s rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a “moustache.”
Wow, not my thing at all! Screech really is a dirty devil after all.
Even the man who bought the tape was appalled at Screech:
“Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.”
Well folks, I guess you can actually rent this video sometime soon. “Saved by the Bell” indeed.
Other folks complain the Screech Sucks because he steals comedy material.
What do you think of Screech crapping on people?
