Lindsay Lohan – a couple questions I have

Friday, September 1, 2006
By Farnsworth Freaker

First off, what’s Harry Morton doing to the girl in this here picture? If this was a “different type of video”, I think we’d all have our answer.

It looks like Harry has her by the hair, and is working her head. Oooh. Aaaah.

Yeah baby. Yeah baby. Ohhhh. Splash News

But the even more important question I have concerning Lindsay Lohan is: how come this woman spends all day in the damn Sun but never gets a tan? It just ain’t right.

That’s it. I laid it right out there. Does she have an albino gene or what’s the deal? Anyone out there know, hit me up.


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