Make sure to mark your calendar for Tuesday, 10/24/2006. That day has been designated as the official “Angelina Jolie Sucks” Day, according to Concerned Citizens Organized Against Angelina Jolie (CCOAAJ), the founders of the event. The reasons for the honor include (quoting from the official Press Release):

• Stealing Brad Pitt from poor transvestite-looking Jennifer Aniston. She’s been reduced to pretending to date Vince Vaughn as a result
• Pretending to care about starving Africans, when she just wants the publicity
• Having her Cro-Magnon bodyguard stomp unarmed photographers
• Pretending to be black!
• Stiffing Namibians on her pledges
• Buying $200K+ of awful “art” from over-hyped “Banksy”
• Pretending to be a saint when she’s really a slut

All in all, the list is really comprehensive and causes you to really think about Saint Angelina of Hollywood. Any little bit you can do to honor “Angelina Sucks Day” will be kindly appreciated by the hard-working and underappreciated folks of the CCOAAJ will be much anticipated.

I plan on burning one black candle to honor the day. The black candle is a symbol of her tiny, charred heart.

What do you plan on doing for Angelia Jolie Sucks Day?

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