Dumb and Dumber got married

Pamela Anderson was in a really good mood this summer. Her mood, in fact, was so good that she now says she would have married anyone who asked her.

Pamela told controversial DJ HOWARD STERN: “It was a big mistake, but I was in St. Tropez, I would have married the fisherman on the corner! I think I just got swept up and I wanted to have a family for my kids, but you remember really quickly when you get back together why you’re not together.

Marrying Kid Rock is sort of like marrying the fisherman on the corner, only he smells a little worse and sucks a little bit harder at music.

Pamela went on to admit that she basically was really drunk and now realizes what a bad idea it all was. Ahhh well. I guess it’s okay because she’s a kid. Oh wait, she’s actually 39 so that excuse doesn’t wash.

Why do you think Pamela married the Kid?