Rosie O’Donnell – walking contraception

Wednesday, August 30, 2006
By Farnsworth Freaker

There’s just something about Rosie O’Donnell’s massive head which serves as major contraception for almost anyone.

If you and Rosie O’Donnell were abandoned on an island together, admit it, you would whack off before you’d hit on her. Now what does that tell you.

In any event, Rosie apparently did something newsworthy today, but I couldn’t get past the headshot of her, which I included so that you too couldn’t have sex for the next 24 hours.

The next time you fear you’ll be knocking up a neighbor, just pull this picture out and see what happens.


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