I was thinking about how big John Mayer’s head is. I’ve enclosed the most recent pic of this big headed rascal, so you’ll know exactly what I mean.

But then I realized, this obsession with John Mayer’s head isn’t real. It can’t be THAT BIG! There are probably a number of things of even greater girth than his head, so I figured I’d complile a list of these monstrosities, to put it all in perspective. Here’s what I came up:

Things that are bigger than John Mayer’s head:

1) A whale
2) California
3) The Sears Tower
4) The national debt

And that’s all I could come up with. Because I mean, DAMN, this dude’s head is really, really, outrageously LARGE. I’ve included the photo which shows the popper towering over a seemingly miniscule Alicia Keys. If this thing gets any bigger, it will need its’ own zip code.